Mystical American Patriots Society

The world’s first Digital Micronation

Listen to “Who Is Gay?” on Spreaker.

An African pastor with a very loud shirt.

Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade?

Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel.

Finding guns in walls.

Which side are we really on and who is gay?

There’s a spectrum of gays.

Orgone energy and cloud busters.

Politics exists to break your brain.

Who hasn’t hooked up with Destiny?

The Venezuela situation, they’re super conservative. No abortion, gay marriage or usury allowed in Venezuela.

Why no zero-interest lending association for Christians?

What if blessings happen to people who are good?

The Nazi side of America is super gay and super Jewish.

Some quotes by famous communists.

The Greenland situation, when the U.S. last increased its borders and liberating the world.