Serious information from ridiculous people. MAPS submissions for new American Folk Heroes: Skyking/Beebo, Kevin Dawes/Caro, 4Chan “Operation Homeless” against the CHAZ, Bob (not Bill) Hickman, Phoenix Jones.

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Song: Lookin’ For That Orca by Johnny Maudlin

More about Kevin Dawes from GQ

Atrocity Guide on YT

Special Operations Forces elevated on par with military departments

Rocket Man performed by William Shatner