Mystical American Patriots Society

The world’s first Digital Micronation

Listen to “The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened” on Spreaker.

Is Elvis still alive and working as a pastor in Arkansas?

They’re eating the cats! Haitian immigrants in Springfield Ohio, Sumo angers all of Twitter (again), eating dirt (medicinally), recolonizing Haiti and maybe white people really should be replaced.

9/11, predictive programming in dollar bills, tv shows and media.

There’s a dark power in the world like something from a fantasy novel.

Building 7, free-fall speed, dustification, blind eye symbolism, dancing Israelis.

Endless 9/11 rabbit holes.

There has to be a dark power behind all this, nothing else could pull it all off. It appears to be constrained by rules, one rule being you always have to consent.

Don’t give it your energy, fear, etc. This is what feeds it. Turn your attention to something higher.

Maybe Kermit the Frog caused 9/11.