Mystical American Patriots Society

The world’s first Digital Micronation

Listen to “Straighten Up and Fly Right” on Spreaker.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.

Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops now.

The insanity of the past, nothing is new under the sun, every generation is the same.

The Andrews Sisters, the Puritans, everything we’re complaining about now was happening before.

Just don’t talk about it.

Military drag shows, the real reason for women in combat roles, practical and moral objections.

Rolling the clock back won’t work.

Nukes aren’t real, but assuming nukes were dropped on Japan, how should we feel about that?

Societal-level solutions don’t work, focus on improving yourself instead.