Mystical American Patriots Society

The world’s first Digital Micronation

Listen to “Nothing to See Here” on Spreaker.

Bruce Lee was a small man.

The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.

Is Quebec Latino?

A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.

Narrative concoction is the oldest form of magic.

Sumo is technically correct (the best kind of correct) about being Latino.

Learn to play the game. It’s all just fake name and you can do that too.

South Park is a guide to live.

The Epstein stuff, of course everyone on every side is lying.

Every time an Indian tells me something about a pedophile, I believe it

A lot of white Americans are kind of disgusting.

How does Foucault’s Pendulum work?

Stop wasting your energy and focus on what’s good.

Walk away from the system or join it, those are your only two options.

We’re not going to sexually assault you.