Mystical American Patriots Society

The world’s first Digital Micronation

Listen to “If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?” on Spreaker.

What happens after The Lord of the Rings?

Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free!

How do you have a factless epistemology?

Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from .

You really can’t believe anything.

Greek people are kind of swarthy.

The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro.

All cuisines were invented by hotels.

Freud killed philosophy.

Leftists are straight people pretending to be gay, right-wingers are gay people pretending to be straight.

MAPSOC epistemology is to connect the dots into the most glorious image possible.

The New Shadow.

Kavi connects the dots and it’s a spikey ghost.

The Yin and Yang of the right and the left.

What happens to the hero after the battle is over.

Talking about Zelda and Majora’s Mask.

How can you exist if you’re not being beating by a baton?

You only win if you want to get back home, the real hero never wanted to be one.