Mystical American Patriots Society

The world’s first Digital Micronation

Listen to “Love, Lust and an Airplane” on Spreaker.

High-powered law offices and old-timey America.

Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.

A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.

Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past.

The SPLC situation.

Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake.

Sumo has boots in many puddles.

Citizenship.

Sumo’s milking it so hard.

People don’t like being poked in the axioms.

What if there’s nothing to figure out?

Sumo’s theory that Trump will be literally or metaphorically assassinated by someone in his inner circle. The universe runs on drama.

What if the real red pill is that there is no red pill, the search for authenticity.

If you’re going to live in a world of fake identities why not make up your own.

Pursuing your true self, getting out of the jar.

Pluribus TV show.

Professional wrestling is so fake it’s real. It also predicts U.S. election results.

Drama for drama’s sake.

We’re all in this together.