Alternate Current Radio Presents: Roundabout Ruckus

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Weaponized News w/ Sam Chaney (25-MAR-26)

Iran War Day 26, No Negotiations have taken Place & Melania sells AI Humanoid Robot Teachers

It’s Day 26 of a war currently stuck in a logistical chokehold in the Strait of Hormuz…

While the powers-that-be offer one-sided peace deals and the kinetic strikes keep coming, the “future” is being rolled out at the White House courtesy of Melania Trump and Brigitte Macron who jointly introduced “Figure 03,” an AI humanoid teacher that is most likely ‘safe and effective’ and (probably) NOT spying on your kids, so it’s all good.

Meanwhile, the Army is so desperate for “talent” they’ve bumped the enlistment age to 42 and stopped caring if you’ve been caught with a bag of weed (even with those bars lowered, you still need an IQ of approximately 85 or higher to get in – oh, the irony of most of the pro-war crowd being inelligble to actually go fight the war they’re cheerleading)

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! If you need a mega dose of all the most recent up-to-date things going on, don’t miss this one!

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