On this very special holiday episode: A falling F/A-18 fighter jet, a falling Martian helicopter, a falling lightshow drone and a falling online viral thot.

On this episode: The history of a pair of close friends who like to share ‘experiences’ together. A couple of big-time buddies seemingly tied at the hip and making waves. And an introduction to your next best friend, who looks attractive tied around your neck (and comes with a lot of emotional baggage)

Drugs are bad. (Mm’kay?)
Some drugs are really bad – like the ones that come across the border.
And some drugs are really, really bad – like the ones they sell you on TV.

Are the mysterious New Jersey bus-sized drones actually flying saucers from another world being flown by little green men? Or are they Iranian owned and operated UAVs spying on Americans? Maybe they’re part of a super secret military exercise involving “sniffer” drones? Who knows? Not us – and that’s a problem just waiting for a solution that nobody asked for.

You’ll be “seeing red” after this episode, which features news about an accidental vigilante, a couple of wise stock investors, a few brightly colored food additives, plenty of spilled milk, and much more!

On this episode: Some billionaires, a few conspiracy theories, a couple of unhinged MSM hacks, more than a handful of U.N. initiatives, dozens of cusswords, and one very sleep deprived Ruckus.

WARNING: This episode contains strongman language, prolonged instances of inconvenient truths, stories about naked bat-men from the moon and a potentially earbleed-inducing musical performance by a shrill shill.